February 2012
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absolute weight loss problem right here.
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
When you walk into a Spider web you automatically...
If humans were animal memes
When i walk outside
Normal people:
This is me:
That moment when your walrus wants to get fit.
Damn, my parents raised one hilarious mother...
When I'm trying to diet
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
When you have "Why?" at the end of a question on a...
itotallyrelate:
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
wtfsofunny:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see...
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